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Signed Assholes Need Love Too

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Signed Assholes Need Love TooINAUGURAL EDITION Don't miss this INAUGURAL EDITION of ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO! These autographed copies include an original doodle by the illustrator in each book! Assholes Need Love To By S. J. Russell & Erica Brown Illustrations by Maggie McMahon This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

INAUGURAL EDITION  

Don't miss this INAUGURAL EDITION of ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO! These autographed copies include an original doodle by the illustrator in each book!

Assholes Need Love To

By S.J. Russell & Erica Brown

Illustrations by Maggie McMahon

This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog— all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

How we see it: whether folks have ever known an asshole, maybe they are assholes or maybe they don’t know they’re assholes, this engaging book— written by S.J. Russell and Erica Brown and illustrated by Maggie McMahon— has a little something for everyone.

These books make fabulous birthday gifts, thank you gifts, hostess gifts, wedding gifts, holiday gifts, boss day gifts— even just-for-the-hell-of-it gifts. And they fit perfectly in any bathroom!

ADVANCE PRAISE

"Assholes Need Love Too, a warm but wicked can’t-we-all-just-get-along ode to the jerks in your life, will delight fans of Go the F**k to Sleep and P Is for Pterodactyl." — NYT number one bestselling author, A.J. Finn

"In my long political career, I've known many assholes, some of whom I've even voted for, but the assholes described in this book are by far the most lovable. A must read!" — Former Governor of Pennsylvania, Ed Rendell

8.5 x 8.5 | Hardcover | Smyth-sewn | 56 pages

Printed on tree-free bamboo paper stock with soy-based eco-friendly inks. Cover and spine are 100% recycled Eska®board. 

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Works great for myself & hub! I bought them mostly for him because his feet are wrecked, but it’s a 6 pack, so yay me. The cushiony heel was a bonus I didn’t expect, so nice + comfortable to sleep in- usually hate sleeping in socks but since your toes are free, these do not bug at all. Definitely get these
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I love that they have gel in the heels. I sleep in a pair and even wear a pair to work for extra protection for my heels. They are great to get your heels soft and prepared for the sandal wearing days of summer. They slide on my feet so comfortably because of the great stretch they have. I just love how they feel on my feet , walking in them is very easy and comfy and they don’t slide or is slippery. You can even wash them like regular socks and wear them over and over. I would recommend them to anyone who wants baby soft heels.
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These are fantastic if you want a 'foot mask on the go'. They fit easy, the colors are great, and they work! I used them after putting on moisturizer and my heels were smooth and looked great in sandals after! No cracks or dry patches!
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Very pleased with these. They really work, especially if using a pumice in the morning after removing them, makes it really easy to remove dead skin. They are very soft and reasonably comfortable so it’s not an issue during sleep. Not really a fan of the rose scent but that’s not too strong and dissipates after a few days. These wash well. It would be nice if the hem seam at the front end was finished the same way as the ankle end. This is very nice and flat, the one at the front has a bit of a protruding roll. Altogether, these are worth it. They do the job, are comfortable, and a good value.
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A must for dry cracked heels.
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I have to keep on top of my feet because the bottom of my heels get really dry. I have to soak them every 2 weeks so they don't look like horse hooves. With the spring and summer coming, the feet get drier , flip flops and sandals or any shoes without shocks really make them feel worse. These REALLY help maintain my soles beautiful and cushiony. I love to be barefoot around the house and these give the the feel of barefeet and the comfort of a sock on the heel. At night i always put lotion on my feet but can't sleep with socks because i overheat, these i can put my lotion and then a little urea stick on the heel and put them on and sleep like a baby. These need to be hanwashed and air dried to preserve the integrity of the gel on the sock. Just be aware of that. Fit wise i am a 7.5 on the wider side and these fit very well without being tight anywhere. I also put these on with flip flops and they look great and feel better too.
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